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Q. What is artificial intelligence?

A. It is the science and engineering of making intelligent machines, especially intelligent computer programs. It is related to the similar task of using computers to understand human intelligence, but AI does not have to confine itself to methods that are biologically observable.

Q. Yes, but what is intelligence?

A. Intelligence is the computational part of the ability to achieve goals in the world. Varying kinds and degrees of intelligence occur in people, many animals and some machines.

What is IQ?

Intelligence quotient (IQ) is an age-related measure of intelligence and is defined as 100 times the mental age. The word ‘quotient’ means the result of dividing one quantity by another, and intelligence can be defined as mental ability or quickness of mind.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. If 10 men and 5 women do a work in 3 days. In how many days will 3 men and 2 women do it?
A. The dont need to do that....10 men and 5 women have already done the work..so 3 men and 2 women dont need to do dat again.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No probs, he sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will be wet or sink, as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A. It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank )


Some More Interesting Questions asked from Abu:


A teacher, Cikgu Murni (Age: 22) having problem with one of her student ( Abu ). Then, the teacher ask her student :
"Abu, actually what is your problem?"

Abu answered. "I'm too clever and brilliant to be in Standard 4, my sister sits for UPSR and I'm cleverer than her, so i should be in the same place with her!".

Cikgu Murni can't stand anymore and bring Abu to headmaster's office.
While Abu waiting outside the room, Cikgu Murni explained to headmaster on the situation. The headmaster said that he will give Abu a test and if he failed to answer his question then Abu will have to stay in Standard 3 and control his behaviour. Abu entered the headmaster office and Cikgu Murni explain to Abu and Abu agree to take the test.

Headmaster : What is 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Headmaster : What is 6 x 6?
Abu: 36

The headmaster continue to ask question based on UPSR level and Abu succeed in answering all 3 questions correctly. Then the headmaster looked at Cikgu Murni and said, " I think this student should be in Standard 6 ". Cikgu Murni replied, " I have my own questions, may I ask him that questions?". Abu and the headmaster agreed.

Cikgu Murni: What thing that cow have 4 at his body and I only have two?
Abu: (thinking) Legs

Cikgu Murni: What thing is inside your pants and not at my pants?
Abu: Pocket

Cikgu Murni: What thing is starting with "C" and end with "T", it's hairy, ovul in shape, warm and has a white layer?
Abu: Coconut

Cikgu Murni: What thing is hard and pink in color when it enter but flaccid and sticky when it exit?

Headmaster's eyes wide open and before he can speak, Abu answered.

Abu: Bubblegum

Cikgu Murni: What are they doing when man is standing, the woman is sitting and the dog is on his 3 legs?

Again, the headmaster's eyes are open wider than before and before he could answered Abu spoke.

Abu: Shakehands.

Cikgu Murni: Ok. Now I will ask question on "Who am I". Is it ok with you?
Abu: Yes.

Cikgu Murni: You put your stick into mine. You tie me so that I can stand. I'm wet before you are.

The headmaster looked so anxious by the question from Cikgu Murni.

Abu: Camp.

Cikgu Murni: Finger enter me . You touched me when you remembered me. Man of my dream will have me first.

The headmaster become more anxious and not comfortable and quickly drink his Nescafe 3 in 1.

Abu: Wedding Ring.

Cikgu Murni: I'm in a lot of sizes. When I hurt, I will dribbling. When I'm out, a lot of tissues will be used. When you exhale me, I will feel easy.

Again, the headmaster feel so anxious with the question asked by Cikgu Murni and he wanted to ask Cingu Murni to stop but Abu answered faster than him.

Abu: Nose

Cikgu Murni: I'm a hard stick. My head is sharp. I can move in and out so quick.
Abu: Arrow

Cikgu Murni: Now, I will ask you questions in English.okay?
Abu: Okay.

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means
lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont
get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some
men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his
wife after thename

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots
of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart

The headmaster exhaled his breath easily when he heard answer from Abu and he said " Better we send him to Malaya University because all my answers to your questions are wrong ".